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Got Our Doxie T-Shirt

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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99

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Description

🐾 Soft as a dachshund belly — made from 100% ring-spun cotton for that broken-in, wear-it-everywhere feel right out of the bag

🌭 Lightweight but mighty — because smol dogs and their humans deserve quality that actually holds up

✂️ True-to-size unisex fit — relaxed, comfy, and flattering on every body type (no guessing, just vibes)

🌎 Printed & shipped from the USA — fast to your door and ready to become your new favourite tee

😂 Warning: may cause strangers to stop and compliment your shirt (and ask about your dog)

Premium Everyday Comfort

🐾 Soft as a Dachshund Belly
Made from 100% ring spun cotton — softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk so it stays your size, even after your dog accidentally throws it in the wash.

🌬️ Light Enough to Keep Up With You
At 4.5 oz, this lightweight fabric breathes easy — so you stay comfortable whether you're on a walk, on the couch, or being dragged around the park by a very determined sausage dog.

✌️ Fits Like It Was Made for You
Our relaxed unisex silhouette is true-to-size and flattering on just about everyone. No fussing, no guessing — just put it on and go love your dog.

Built to Last

🧵 Built to Survive the Dachshund Life
Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves — because a tee this good deserves to stick around longer than your dog's attention span.

👕 A Collar That Holds Its Shape (Unlike Your Dog)
Our quarter-turned seamless collar means no annoying center crease and a neckline that stays looking fresh, wear after wear.

✂️ No Tag, No Drama
The tear-away label removes cleanly and completely — because the only thing scratching at your neck should be your dachshund's paw asking for attention.

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🌭 Our Story: Poppy and Mia

Founded by dachshund parents, for dachshund parents. Poppy and Mia (our two lovely chiweenies!) are the reason this brand exists. Family owned. USA based. Our mission: to spread the love of dachshunds everywhere!

🐾 The Sausage Difference

We believe dachshund parents deserve better than generic "dog" merch. That's why we obsess over the details: dachshund specific, instant-read humor, tons of love. The result? Apparel made exclusively for dachshund people, by two dachshund parents who actually get it.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We're proudly USA-based, and our tees are printed right here on home turf — with presses in Florida and Texas (because one state couldn't handle all this wiener energy).

For our international pack members: we've got you covered too! We've partnered with printers around the world so your order gets to you fast, no matter where in the world your dachshund is currently causing chaos. 🌍🐾

Do you ship internationally?

Dachshund joy is available only in the USA at the moment. 🌍🐾 However, in the future we plan to ship to dog moms (and dog dads!) everywhere — because smol dogs deserve a global fan club.

Shipping rates vary depending on where your pup has you living, so pop over to our Shipping Policy page for all the details.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Your tee is on its way — and yes, you can absolutely stalk it. 👀 Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with everything you need to follow your package all the way to your door.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are as soft as a dachshund belly — and trust us, that's the highest standard we know. 🐾 We only use high-quality, skin-friendly fabrics that are cozy enough for couch cuddles and tough enough to survive whatever your pup drags you into.

Exact materials vary by style, so check the product page for the full scoop on your fave tee.